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The Boyfriend List

The first rule of being a lawyer: always have a plan. So I’m applying the same principle to my love life.

Step one: List everything I want in a boyfriend.

Step two: Find a man who checks all my boxes.

Step three: Get married and live happily ever after.

My plan does NOT involve all my dates turning into disasters. Or my best friend, London, betting on my love life.

He bets there’s no way I’ll meet someone who satisfies all my requirements in two months. If he wins, I have to be his date to his sister’s wedding.

There’s no way I’ll lose. But as the two month deadline approaches, I’m less worried that I won’t meet the perfect man… and more worried that London might be the perfect man for me.

Because I want marriage and children. Meanwhile, he has zero interest in relationships, starting a family, or any relationship that might end up like his parent's toxic marriage.

So why is he checking off the boxes on my boyfriend list?

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